Hi, I'm Abby. I keep the list.
Abby Red · keeper of the listYes, the redhead with the glasses on the home page. There are five of us testing sites here, and I'm the one with the final word: who gets a spot on Porn ABC, and who gets shown the door.
♥The job everyone thinks is a dream
Click on porn sites all day, take notes, repeat. It is fun, I won't lie. It's also a lot of pop-ups, fake "play" buttons and checkout pages trying to sneak a second subscription past you. I sit through that stuff so you don't have to. We've been doing it since 2015, and the internet hasn't run out of ways to waste your time yet.
✓How a site gets in
I open it the way you would: phone, laptop, nothing special. Then four boring questions with very sexy answers:
- Does it load, and does the video actually play?
- Can you watch something without a credit card?
- If it's paid, is the price there before you sign up?
- Is it legit: real terms, 2257, adults only?
Four yeses and it gets a spot. Then it has to keep it.
✗What gets a site kicked off
Dead links. Redirect loops. Stolen videos. Ads that open five tabs every time you scroll. Billing you can't cancel without a lawyer.
When I catch one of those, the site goes and something better takes its place. Size doesn't save anyone: a small site that does one thing really well beats a giant that's mostly ads.
The long version is on the home page: how we review every site.
↻How often I check
All the time. New sites go up as soon as they pass (look for "Latest Sites Added" on the home page), and the old ones get rechecked so this list never turns into a museum.
There's an Arabic version too, for readers who'd rather browse in Arabic.
✉Got a site? Found a dead link?
Write me. If your site passes the four questions, I'll take a look. If a link is broken or something here shouldn't be, tell me and I'll fix it fast.
Abby Red is the cartoon face of Porn ABC. The picks are real, the redhead is drawn. Adults only, 18+. · Legal